Season and Stir™ I never said I would die coffee mug

Season and Stir™ I never said I would die coffee mug

Sale price$12.00
Introducing the "Life-Saving Elixir" Coffee Mug!

Are you tired of people thinking you're a delicate flower who can't function without your morning coffee fix? Well, we've got just the mug for you! Behold, the "I never said I would die without coffee. I said other people would" coffee mug. It's not just a mug; it's a declaration of your coffee-dependent survival skills!

This mug is like a superhero cape for your morning routine. Whether you're sipping on coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or even a mysterious concoction of your own making, this mug has got your back. It's your trusty sidekick in the daily battle against grogginess and grumpiness.

But wait, there's more! Need a last-minute gift that'll have everyone in stitches? Look no further. This mug is the perfect way to spread some coffee-fueled holiday cheer. Imagine the laughter when your unsuspecting coworker unwraps this gem!

This mug is the gift that keeps on giving, perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or any day that needs a pick-me-up. Share the caffeinated love with family, friends, or those poor souls in your office who've never seen you pre-coffee.

As for the dimensions, this mug is perfectly compact at 3" long, 3" wide, and 2.5" high. Weighing in at a mere 0.8 pounds, it won't slow you down on your quest for the perfect cup of joe.

So, grab your "Life-Saving Elixir" Coffee Mug today, and let the world know that you're not just a coffee enthusiast – you're a coffee survivalist! Drink up, my friend, and conquer the day, one sip at a time.